The "Heavenly Abomination" Valentine Sticker Pack (Chick Tract Parody)

We’ve all seen those infamous little black and white comic booklets—the ones usually found in bus stops and laundromats promising fire and brimstone. We decided to hijack that nostalgic, gritty aesthetic and use it for something better: radical, inclusive love.

These "Tract Valentines" capture the vintage, distressed newsprint look of the originals but swap the condemnation for celebration. Featuring a retro-style illustration of a loving couple, this design reclaims the concept of being an "abomination" and turns it into a badge of honor. It’s the perfect way to say "I love you" to the person who makes your life a little more heavenly (and a little less compliant). These aren't booklets—they are high-quality, large-format vinyl stickers perfect for water bottles, laptops, or slapping onto a Valentine's card envelope.

Each pack comes with 10 stickers, giving you plenty to share with your whole polycule, friend group, or crush list. They measure a true-to-life 5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide—the classic tract size—and feature a red and black split cover design with intentional vintage distress for that 100% judgment-free grit.