VHS Werewolf Presents: ROCKULA (Rescued & Re-Animated Edition)

ADJUST YOUR TRACKING! The VHS Werewolf is in the house!

Sink your fangs into a neon-soaked underworld of Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll! Werewolf Video is proud to unleash this cult oddity from the crypts of 1990, presented with all-new hosting segments by your furry guide through the analog wasteland, the VHS Werewolf.

The Movie: Ralph is a vampire with a serious problem: he's a 400-year-old virgin who is cursed to lose the love of his life every 22 years to a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg. But this time, Ralph has a plan. He’s starting a rock band. Starring Dean Cameron and the legendary Toni Basil, Rockula is the vampire musical comedy you didn't know you needed until right now.

The "VHS Werewolf Presents" Experience: This isn't just a movie; it's a Saturday Nightmare at home. In the tradition of the great midnight movie hosts, this tape features:

Exclusive Intro & Outro: Hosted segments by the VHS Werewolf (that’s me!), filmed in the lair to set the mood.

Commentary & Skits: I’m jamming this cult classic into the deck to give you the full horror-host experience.

The Physical Goods:

Custom Cover Art: Features a brand new, exclusive "High Quality" sleeve design created in-house at Werewolf Video.

Hardshell Case: Packaged in a classic black hardshell library case—just like the rental shop used to have.

Analog Transfer: Mastered specifically for that warm, fuzzy CRT glow.

Grab your garlic and your hairspray. It’s time to rock.

Format: NTSC VHS. Plays best on a CRT TV. This is a handmade, fan-curated release.